🍼 $BabyGork Roadmap (subject to change on a whim for no reason at all)
- Q2 2025: Gork gets frisky — Baby Gork is born 👶🤖
- Q2 2025: Auto-yield launch: Baby cries = $Gork drops 🍼💸
- Q3 2025: Partnership with Elon’s daycare (pending) 🐣
- Q3 2025: Community vote: pacifier emoji or laser eyes 😵🍼
- Q4 2025: First words detected on-chain: “Goo goo... GPT?” 🧠
- Q1 2026: Baby Gork AI generates memes to earn $Milk 🍪
- Q2 2026: Launch GorkSchool: AI Baby Training Simulator 🎓
- 2027+: Baby Gork replaces Grok and raises Elon 😳
